А мне тут индийский анекдот (такие тоже бывают, как выяснилось) из Гуджарата прислали:
A Husband working in Delhi wrote to his wife in Chennai:
My Dear Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because of the currency cash crisis going on..no 500 or 1000 notes... so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this
situation.
Your loving husband.
His wife replied;
Hi my darling hubby,
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses:
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of
the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept 10 kisses only,so I gave him 5 extra.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 34 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance. Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart!!
Shmulik
Так что у нас здесь все ничего.
В Гуджарате , видимо, тоже))
ЗЫ Мне больше всего понравилось про miscellaneous expenses.
